1- the older you get, the longer your hangover stays. and no, you cant dance like you did when you were 21. dont try it.
2- you wont feel as much pain when repiercing your nose if you chug a giant glass of malbec beforehand
3- Its completely appropriate to name a pakistani man "Enrique" when hes trying to D in the A. just sayin.
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