moving day

Moving day is horrible. Old things are found that you want to forget about, and you realize what kind of hoarder you are. For example, I came to realize that I hoard many things:
dresses
shoes
deodorant
candy
baked beans
canned mushrooms.

I always think " i dont have that much stuff" and that it will be easy. First off, I dont recommend drinking heavily before packing. Things get broken, refridgerated items end up with bedding, and boxes get packed way TOO heavy. Industrial strength trash bags are a godsend (the ones that the cops and firefighters sell for fundraisers) because boxes get wet and nasty.

I hired 2 men and a truck to help move. they are an absolute godsend. Had everything packed, moved, and stored into my storage unit in less than 2 hours. Besides the pick up lines like "has anyone ever told you that you look like Deena from Jersey Shore?" or the best one "okprintyournamesignhereanddatewritedownyourphonenumberifyouwantmetocall."

Then the vacuum cleaner that was a wedding gift literally blew up in flames and was smoking throughout the hallways of the projects that I live in. Maybe that is a sure sign that my marriage and my vacuum just didnt want to work, and would rather spontaneously combust.

Thank god my brother was there and ran down the hallway with the smoking vacuum only to be faced with the biggest spider aka the baby bat swinging like a pendulum in the doorway. He almost burst into flames with the vacuum because he was too scared to run thru the doorway.

Now im living out of trashbags, and a clusterfuck of boxes filled to the brim with JUNK. I have no underwear on and dirty clothes on because thats all i could find. I have located the basics (toothbrush,deodorant,contacts,hairbrush) and i cant be asked to do much more. Yes, im a "ragamuffin" today and im damn proud of it.

did you know that a ragamuffin is a breed of cat?

never thought id see

an amish down syndrome kid at the hospital. First off, is he able to make his own decisions about his religions/beliefs? does he REALLY want to have a bullcut and wear that hideous periwinkle and black get up?

and lastly... can you imagine rumspringa for him? party down. the window licking would be out of control.

Damn you Facebook

I want nothing to do with the new profile, and now you switched me over. The end.

Currently...

- I'm hating the snow. wishing i could move to Arizona;however, im "a hispanic" and Im scared of getting shot.

- im in school...sleeping through class just like old times. I have narcolepsy and im proud of it.

- im procrastinating packing up my apt and moving again. But knowing that I have hired a moving company makes me feel a bit more at ease. I just hate throwing away my high school bras/matchbooks from Vegas/old mail = clutter. I'm a hoarder without the dead cat carcasses.

- im glad i have brownie around to make me work out. and it also helps that there is a fat person show on TV every night im at the gym. Biggest Loser, I used to be fat , etc. Man boobs= higher resistance on the eliptical.

-I enjoy messing with the thermostat at work. If you suddenly need a sweater or youre sweating so much you want to answer phone calls naked, its me . I get pleasure out of peoples expression as they walk in the office and say "ITS FUCKING HOT IN HERE" or "my god, im freezing!" and do the classic rubbing their hands together and breathing on them... suckers.

-i love buying clearance doggy t-shirts and pajamas from past holidays and forcing my dogs to parade around in them. reason #245 why dogs attack humans.

this time of the month

sucks.

I gain 2 lbs and O.D. on ibuprofen.
the upside?

One more month confirmed that another bastard child will not be brought into this world.

everyone, breathe a sigh of relief with me.

I want a new toy!

So everyone jumped ship and went to the DRIOD.  I've been looking @ them for a while, but I'm kinda scared to leave the comfort of my Crackberry and BBM. But it's always fun have something new, I'm soooo nervous for the screen keyboard. Oh well it's just a phone. So which one to get?  Samsung Mesmerize or the HTC Desire?

Why Hello There......

Ok, sorry the blog has been MIA, we've been busy. Where to start, where to start. 2011 has brought many changes. First of all I'm actually working out AND I like it. Before I would workout I would dread it and be like WTF is this done yet, but now I look forward to going to the gym. I just wish I wouldn't beat myself up if I miss a night, bc going there is consuming all my nights after work, I feel like I never have down time. Also, I'm in school again. Holy shit. This feels different this time as well. Maybe bc I'm approaching the big 3-0 and realize I need to get this shit done, but all I know it's time. So one night class and one online class. They don't seem so tedious bc M is taking them with me, so we shall see. Other than that, just trying to take one day @ a time and learn as I go.