Wednesday, June 22, 2011

15 days

In 15 days: I will see which cocktail waitresses are pregnant with their fifth and sixth child. They will serve me down watered kamikaze's and I will tip them bigtime because I can imagine diapers are expensivo.

Then I'll stumble over to Gold Diggers and dance my ass off. literally, there will be a hole where my ass once was. ew, that sounds bad.

1 comment:

  1. I can not even wait it will be amazing! We are do for another round of preggo cocktail waitress'

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