My sober happy hour

Was weird. I felt like I was missing something. Maybe it was the lack of hops and barley. In any event, it didnt prevent me from harassing the server, who was higher than snoop dogg and explaining to him how triplets are concieved.

me:"I would like a coke please. I'm not drinking im pregnant." greg:"youre pregnant?" me:"yes, with triplets. I had sex three times in a row, now I'm having triplets." greg:"I swear it has something to do with how the chromosomes split not how-" me:"no, whoever told you that was lying. Did you attend Health class even?" greg:"yeah I did, but it was public school system. so that makes sense."