I was standing in the salad bar line the other day, eyefucking a foreign looking med student. Then I got distracted by the lady in front of me; picking through each spinach leaf, taking her sweet time. Since she was holding up the line, I couldnt help but notice how her two sizes too small floral skirt was being eaten by her ass. I scuffed while scooping peas on my salad. I got to wondering...what if people could hear my thoughts like sookie stackhouse in true blood? I then shook my head and tried to erase the nasty thoughts going through my brain. Then I figured, screw it. I think it would be freshly entertaining if people could hear my thoughts. But im betting they would either be turned on or offended.