This is Chase. Also known as Chasers, or the new Chase McGase. yes thats german, as poguey says.
Chase is a total pimp. He has his own credit card, and pops bottles of Dom every time he goes to the club. and he charges it all to the game, bitches. Chase eats the classy lamb and rice doggy food, but prefers to rip open his million dollar pillows that his lovely mommy slaved away and sewed. Shes such a suzy homemaker.
Chase has a credit score of 890... He does what he wants, and is a pretty shameless mother fucker.
Chase speaks English and German. His favorite toy is his Kong. hopefully his dad puts peanut butter in it. He hates kids and small dogs, and crazy wives.
Chase has a bachelors degree, and is working towards his masters through university of Phoenix. because he was dumb enough to fall into the scam tv infomercial that promised him a diploma. Oh, Chasers.
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