1) he has 12 children.. ranging from the ages of 20 somethings to kids in diapers. and theyre all different colors.
2) Beths boobs are so huge they have their own zip codes.
3) Leland thinks hes soooo cool fighting fugitives with a paintball gun
4) Dog says the word "bra" after everything. instead of bro. for example- "BRA. you gotta get off the ice. i mean seriously bra, your kids need you"
5) He wears a dangly earring, in ONE ear.
6) He has a kid named Baby Lyssa. on her birth certificate, it states "BABY LYSSA CHAPMAN"
how cool is that?
7) Beth can hardly operate her iphone because her neon pink nails are so damn long.
8)Dog's 4 year old has a goldilocks mullet just like him
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