spotted @ Nordstrom's:
Classy lady with size 0 capris and the new spring coach bag, which is bright pink sequins (to die for) coach sunglasses, wearing them inside the store, because apparently thats cool.
Shes @ the Michael Kors rack minding her own beez... with her 10 yr old daughter in tow. now her iphone is blowing up,and shes talking while shopping, while on her other phone, checking her email. Total Chicago lady. the daughter wanders off to the middle class people rack that I was browsing. There was a full mirror pillar , as they usually have in dept stores so you can check yourself out while youre shopping..
She gets her face right up in the mirror, and starts making faces. then she kisses the mirror (but its really herself she wants to be kissing) after the pecks start...then she goes into a full out makeout session with the mirror. Im appalled! I look around for the mom and shes in her own world at the other side of the store.
Theres drool all over the mirror now. this 10 yr old is going at it.. she mustve learned this from jersey shore. Then she starts slurring at me. Now im scared at this point, my moms got the giggles, and I realizes that she has Down's Syndrome. now it allll makes sense.
So wheres the mom to tell her that the mirror is full of germs? Well She wasn't around, so my mom did it for her.
All in a days shopping...
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