Friday, February 26, 2010
This letter was written weeks ago under the influence of wine. Just found it. Enough said.
Dear Wine,
I love you. You know how to solve all lifes problems and then some. You always give me confid
everyone needs to read this article...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1253857/The-cigarettes-crisps-creme-egg-diet-know-YOUR-teenagers-eating.html
last night we tried something new...
we'll be back at the stadium in a couple weeks, in our normal prime form for the kick off of March Madness. stay tuned.
In case you were wondering......
Thursday, February 25, 2010
paging housekeeping to Stall 2
I am appalled with the way we trash our public bathrooms. but the worst part is, those bathrooms can get pretty hairy. literally.
I jumped off the seat after i noticed a not head hair on the toilet seat. Ok FIRST OFF
keep it clean, shave wax and trim. all of the above , thats necessary. no pube should EVER look like that.
I was disgusted, and figured this definetely called for a blog post.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Movie Review: Match Point (2005)
Shamu aka Telly Eats human for lunch
The same orca, or killer whale, has been tied to two deaths in 1991 and 1999, according to the Humane Society of the United States, which has campaigned to keep marine mammals out of theme parks.
This was sooo sad to watch! I had tears in my eyes...
Dear Toyota I got your back
Screw those fair weather fans that jump off the bandwagon as soon as there is a problem and talk shit to me about driving a Toyota. What are they going to do when GM goes out of business bc we all know they are going to go bankrupt again here in the next 2 years when they blow all their bailout money. Bottom line, stand by your man.
Most uncomfortable feeling:
Dumbass of the day award
Suspect Arrested
Posted: 9:06 am CST February 24,2010
Text SizeAAAMADISON, Wis. -- Madison police are investigating an early-morning burglary at a gas station on the near east side.
Police responded to the PDQ on the 400 block of Third Street at 3:30 a.m. on Wednesday and found the front window was smashed.
The PDQ is closed overnight and no one was hurt, according to police.
Officers followed a set of footprints in the snow to a door of an apartment building on the 2100 blocked of East Johnson Street, according to officials.
Officers entered the building and interviewed Brad Gilberson, who confessed to the burglary, according to an incident report. Police said several cartons of cigarettes were located inside the apartment.
Note to self: If you are going to rob a gas station, do not do it in the winter where you make tracks in the snow. F'ing idiot!
breaking down the Kardashians
Kourtney: Dump d-bag Scott
Khloe: dirty mouth, hilarious. typical that she married a bball player.. following in the footsteps of her sister-
Kim: Boring, but hot. The show wouldnt be NEARLY as good without khloe and kourtney
which is why I find kourtney and khloe in Miami so so so funny. Now if only Bruce and Kris would move down there too...
Surprised that O'hare made the cut...
Large Airport Scores(Overall satisfaction score based on a 1,000-point scale)1. Detroit Metropolitan
2. Denver International (tie)2. Minneapolis/St. Paul International (tie)
3. Orlando International
4. Phoenix Sky Harbor International
5. Charlotte Douglas International
6. Dallas/Fort Worth International
7. George Bush Intercontinental/Houston
8. McCarran International
9. Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International (tie)9. Seattle-Tacoma International (tie)
10. Toronto Pearson International
11. San Francisco International
12. Chicago O'Hare International ----- WTF??? REALLY?
13. John F. Kennedy International
14. Philadelphia International
15. Miami International
16. Los Angeles International
17. Newark International
Source: J.D. Power and Associates2010 North America Airport Satisfaction Study
how great would this be...
brawl by the coffee counter
If you need to ask, chances are yes, you budded. Dont ask me for reassurance. we all know you suck at life.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
fun fact
because your lids are shut... but your eyes are rapidly twitching back and forth. And if you are truly in your REM sleep.. your muscle movement is zero. you literally couldnt move if you tried. So this concludes why I never move when i sleep.. im constantly Rem'ing. (:
ok back to my sleep/dreams documentary.
ADDENDUM: So its been pointed out to me that REM is not Rabbit Eye Movement, but indeed it is RAPID eye movement. I was up too late last night and started hearing things.
but I think im still going to call it rabbit eye movement, because thats cooler.
day 3 of ramen noodles
YAY! i miss me some Chris Martin
cross your fingers that this means they will tour again. Seeing them @ Alpine Valley was so freakin amazing. The best part was the downpour that occured right when they started singing Viva La Vida.. i will never forget that!
$9.48 inside and out
thank god for the Octopus carwash.
I was driving down university ave... and there was a guy holding a huge sign that said "$9.48 inside and out" . immediately I tried to twist that, and make it as perverted as possible. I didn't realize how long I was staring at the sign...but the little nino holding the sign had been waving at me the whole time. Im sure he thought my car was just dirty; id like to think he was being friendly.
Meet Our Writers
Age: 27 Location: Sun Prairie, WI
Favorite things: Traveling hands down and wine, bloody mary bars, massages, my dog, fresh haircuts, pedicures
Least favorite thing: fake people and those that take others for granted.
Favorite song to do karaoke to: "How do I get you alone"- Heart or "Picture" Sheryl Crow & Kid Rock- Dude, don’t judge me
Favorite slot machine: Quacker’s or Monopoly
Best quote to live by: "Saints have a past and sinners have a future"
Best Vegas memory: Where do I start? The Mandalay loop which consists of Eye Candy, Forty Duece and Liquidity till wee hours in the morning. Oh and the Roof tops of the Rio, and Palms clubs all while flying around town in the Dub’s car.
Favorite beverage after a day at work: Tall Miller Lite from B Dubs
Favorite guilty pleasure: Lifetime Movies
Theme song of your life (at least at the moment): Last Name
Favorite TV show: Dexter, Weeds, Biggest Loser
Favorite food: Sushi, Steak
Place you want to visit most as of today: Hawaii, Italy, Germany
MGilbs
Age:25 Location: Monona, WI
Favorite thing: Bdubs & puppies
Least favorite thing: Cats & driving in snow
Favorite song to do karaoke to: Kerosene-Miranda Lambert or I want to know what love is -Foreigner
Favorite slot machine: I Dream Of Jeannie, Wheel of Fortune
Best quote to live by: It is what It is.
Best Vegas memory: never going to bed, bloody marys @ liquidity, slots of fun, getting married @ MGM
Favorite beverage after a day at work: Tall Miller Lite
Favorite guilty pleasure: cherry jolly ranchers, taking naps, buying dresses.
Theme song of your life (at least at the moment): it changes by the minute. Literally. Favorite TV show: Gossip Girl & Dexter
Favorite food: wings, tapas
Place you want to visit most as of today: Australia
shadyness at its finest
People that ask 20 questions scare me. If I want people to know something , I will tell them. Doesn't that make sense? hmm apparently not.
the best run-on ever. courtesy of drunky
interesting morning commute
"treacherous driving conditions"
"2 hour delay on the beltline"
"on and off ramps are deadly"
So I forget my lean cuisine because im in such a huff to leave my building. Like clockwork, my stalker that idles in my parking lot in the green van was there. I waved, and then made the trek allll the way to work. Heres where it gets hairy:
Do crab rangoons not see cars coming when theyre crossing the street? I almost had crackling peking duck all over my hood because a student ran across the road right in front of my car.. there was an ice patch and i skidded to miss the little shit.
To all college students and/or ambulatory folks who walk downtown: PLEASE dont run in front of cars on an icy morning. I cant believe I even have to say this because it seems like common knowledge. Next time, your ass will be moo shu pork. WATCH IT.
Monday, February 22, 2010
theres something calming about a rainfall
I miss severe summer weather.
you know its a monday
Thursday, February 18, 2010
GD I'm soo sick of this.
Bucket List
Gold Nugget- Vegas
This pool looks absolutely amazing. I know it is not on the strip but it looks like so much fun. I just might have to try and go against everything I know and stay on Fremont next time. Hard to imagine, but you only live life once right. lol. (although when it gets time to book, I know I will end up where my heart belongs aka @ the Mandalay loop) So really this post makes no sense but I wanted to give a shout out to the Nugget.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Why I really watch the winter olympics
mastering the 6 inch voice
So why do some people feel the need to scream or talk very loud in a quiet room? Are they attention seeking a-holes? I'm not sure. But this office is full of chatter, thats WAY further than 6 inch voices... and i'm hearing talk about birth control, baby daddy issues, and down right inappropriate things to be yelling about. Don't get me wrong. I can be loud, really loud. But i tend not to scream about my nuva-ring insertion. Because im certain no one else cares.
Interesting stats about airlines: do you agree?
- United Airlines, however, wasted no time putting out a news release boasting about being sixth overall but first among the five largest U.S. global carriers. United's on-time rating of 81 percent was an improvement of nearly 10 percentage points over 2008, it said.
Delta ranked the worst of the big five last year, with 78.6 percent of its flights on time. Delta was ranked 12th among the 19 air carriers reporting to the government.- Although AirTran passengers may have been more likely to land late, the odds that their bags arrived in the right place at the right time -- and without being smashed -- were the best.
AirTran mishandled just 1.67 bags for every 1,000 passengers last year, compared with Atlantic Southeast Airlines -- the worst -- which mishandled 7.87 bags for every 1,000 passengers, the report said. - Delta had the most consumer complaints, with 1.96 complaints per 100,000 enplanements in 2009, while Southwest had the fewest with just 0.21 complaints per 100,000 enplanements.
I've never flown Delta before to know indeed why it has the most consumer complaints, but I do love Southwest. Getting to pick the perfect seat is right up my alley. Far away from kids, single men with too much cologne, or old ladies with coughs. And I prefer a seat far away from the toilets, that grosses me out.
read whole article here: http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/02/12/airlines.performance/index.html
thank you Z100
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
spotted
xoxo gossip girl.
drunk lady strikes again
well, its not a convie-nce, its actually an inconvenience. and the scariest part is that this g-ride is a 5 speed. How can you possible tap a keg while switching to 3rd gear? And update on the "trauma" from the accident... She is seeing her "speech pathologist" (no guys, not a speech therapist) friday because "my right side of the head is blown up and wont go down."
You were slurring before the accident. thats not a speech impediment. thats called being hammered. Just a thought.
Monday, February 15, 2010
La Crosse Serial Killer??
Another student missing? Hmmm. I think the FBI might have to look @ this again.
La Crosse Student Missing After Night Of Drinking
Police Found Set Of Footprints
LA CROSSE, Wis. -- A La Crosse college student is missing, and authorities are considering whether to search the Mississippi River after footprints were found on the ice.
Craig J. Meyers, 21, of Western Technical College was last seen on Sunday at 2 a.m. Police said Meyers spent Saturday night at a wedding reception and drinking at two bars.
Police Capt. Rob Abraham said a set of footprints leads out onto the river. He said authorities will have to discuss whether to conduct a river search, since the effort would be dangerous.
The La Crosse Tribune notes the search evokes painful memories for a city that has struggled with alcohol-related drownings. Eight drunken college-age men drowned in area rivers between 1997 and 2006. The FBI found no evidence of foul play.
I finally found what I'm looking for...
When doctors have Doctor appts....
But today, one of my patients tried to use that to make himself superior to me, and it just pissed me off.
Sir, you're here today because your kidney is failing and you need a transplant. You are an eye doctor. You know nothing about ureters, DCD forms, or what OPO stands for. So excuse me when I say get off your high horse and back to the earth. Dont ask me 10000 questions , quizzing me about graft function. You know I don't know the answer.
Go back to your corneas, you fuckhole. you arent a nephrologist. Bye bye.
We Are The World Video 2010. Watch it.
Friday, February 12, 2010
Update.....
ToiletGate update
"TOILET SEEMS OK. -RORY"
whatever dick. J-town took a second look and ok'd me to flush the toilet again.
happy ValenTIMES day everyone
Spotted
there's something hot
It's here!!
Thursday, February 11, 2010
ToiletGate 2010
you cheeky monkey
Sorry fellow employees/friends/anyone im in contact with today
Some manners should remain timeless
Dont speak when you aren't the one being asked the question. And if you do want to say something; don't interrupt, wait until people are done talking. I can't believe how oblivious others are to this. Everyone, shut up already!
Breaking News... Cold Case #360720
What ever happened to Natalie Holloway?? Joran van der Sloot is guilty IMO. But what do I know? Late breaking news out of the island of Aruba, will Mr. Joran crack now that daddy is not here to protect him? Stay tuned......
Paul van der Sloot, father of the chief suspect in the disappearance of US teenager Natalee Holloway, is reported to have died suddenly on the island of Aruba at the age of 57.
The father of Joran van der Sloot, the teenager who was with Holloway on the night she vanished, collapsed during a game of tennis.
He is considered a crucial witness in the mysterious vanishing of Holloway, who went missing on the last night of a graduation class school trip to the Caribbean island in May 2005.
Joran van der Sloot has admitted being with Holloway on the beach the night she died. He told an undercover tv reporter that a friend had dumped her body at sea.
TV crime reporter Peter R de Vries, who has followed the case closely, says on his website he is convinced Paul van der Sloot helped his son in covering up the crime.
'I am personally convinced he knew more [about the case] and helped his son that night,' De Vries wrote. 'But he has now taken that secret to his grave.'
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Guilty Pleasure #1- Don't judge me
Sources tell TMZ the sons -- Duane Lee and Leland -- claim Beth Chapman recently fired them from the family business
-- Da Kine Bail Bonds -- because she was enraged that the boys started a side-business -- an apparel company called CHAPBROS.
But the company that produces Dog's show sees it very differently. Our sources say the production company claims the two boys quit the bail bond business and cut all ties with their family. The production company's lawyers fired off a letter yesterday to the two boys -- they have 48 hours to come back into the fold ... or they're fired from the show.
It's like a grown-up version of "Jon & Kate Plus 8."
UPDATE: A rep for Dog and Beth Chapman tells TMZ Dog and Beth never fired Duane Lee and Leland from the family business ... they quit. The rep adds the two sons also refused to show for the TV
tapings
tonights a perfect night
stay tuned for more.
4th of july '10
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Im boycotting this stupid movie
Snooki.!!!Who is this Bitch and how is she famous??
Dear Valentine's Day
Call me cynical but……
1. Single or coupled, if you didn't make a reservation in January, your options for going out to dinner are limited to the local fast food drive-through.
2. The 24/7 romantic comedy marathon on TV during the month of February either makes you feel like a loser for being single or makes you resent your boyfriend for not being John Cusack.
3. If you've had anything resembling a date in the past two months, it always prematurely launches the "where is this going?" conversation, and that doesn't end well.
4. If you and your single girlfriends go out for drinks you turn into a cliché version of “He’s just not that into you”. Que background music “All the single ladies”
5. They don't make Valentine's Day cards for friends-with-benefits or "I think I like you but it's too soon to tell."
~Regardless of coupledom or singledom it is a over-commercialized holiday and of course I’m going to pull this, why the hell do you need one day to say I love you, shouldn’t it be everyday? Duh! Lol. Stepping off the soap box.~
a nice buzz for an even nicer price
your vs you're
I understand I'm supposed to be a patient person. Which I am. Or I strive to be. When people loiter at my desk at work, I don't say anything. If people are gossiping constantly and its obnoxious, I bite my tongue. But I will NOT be patient with immature, insecure, crazy bitches who hurt people that are my blood. My friends, I am declaring WW3 on this one. Let the games begin.
ps- if i had a barf or dislike button I would use it on her. Too bad she defriended me on facebook. Because in turn, all of her recent acts have made me defriend her permanently from my life.
I couldn't make this up if I tried
The Dane County Sheriff's Department said emergency responders were treating a patient in the back of the ambulance at the Tyrol Basin Ski and Snowboard Area in Mount Horeb on Monday night.
They said Nicholas Pontillo, 24, of Lake Villa, Ill., got into the vehicle and drove it around the parking lot.
The sheriff's department said deputies arrested the man. But it is unclear how he was stopped.
Fitch-Rona Medical Service Deputy Chief Dale Dow said the ambulance's emergency brake was on and paramedics were still in the back when the man got inside. He said he doesn't know what happened after that.
Authorities said Pontillo was arrested on charges of operating a motor vehicle without owners consent, disorderly conduct and operating while intoxicated. Pontillo also has two outstanding warrants from Kenosha County for operating after suspension and failure to notify police of an accident, according to officials.
He is currently being held in the Dane County Jail.
drunk lady e-mails from work. this will make you feel smart.
I need to leave at 12;00 today for appt to to an accident merrrissa will take over for me sorry for the inconvience thanks *****
2. (yes she did it all in caps)
JUSTTODAY I WAS INTERRUPTED 4 TIMES BY ECHO-EKG, WITH IN A TWO MINUTE SPAN, I WAS WITH A PATIENT, CHECKING THEM IN, I DO NOT KNOW WHO OR WHY YOU WOULD GIVE TRANSPLANTS CELL NUMBER , OUT TO THEM, I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP ANYONE OUT BUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHATS GOING ON DON’T GIVE THEM THE CELL NUMBER, EXPECT ME TO KNOW, THIS HAS HAPPENED A LOT, YOUR ASSISTENTS, ARE AT THERE DESKS, I AM WITH WITH EVAL PATIENTS, IT WAS VERY RUDE, AND EMBARASSING TO ME TO HAVE TO DO THIS AND HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE PATIENTS COMMENTS AFTERWARDS PATIENTS COME FIRST, YOUR ALL WONDERFUL PEOPLE, BUT I JUST CANT DO THAT TO THE PATIENTS ANYMORE, SO PLEASE COME TALK TO ME AND LET ME KNOW WHATS HAPPENING, SO I CAN HELP OR COUNT ON YOUR ASSISTENTS. OR I WILL TURN THE CELL OF WHILE WITH PTS. THANKS
3) and I save the best for last...
(name withheld) WANTED ALL OF US TO KNOW EXSPECIALLY HIS WIFE (anonymous), THAT OUTSIDE THERE BEDROOM WINDOW THERE IS 8 ROBINS IN THE BUSHES FREEZING, I ASKED HIM IF THEY WERE STILL ALIVE AND HE ASSURED ME THEY WERE (name withheld) SAYS IS THAT A SIGN OF SPRING OR WHAT? AND HE HOPES THIS WILL PASS SOME CHEER AROUND THE OFFICE. GOT TO LOVE THAT MAN!!!!!!
Because I have to represent the best bloody bar in town...
Thank you Sara for getting me addicted to this rediculous crap.
BEST cornbread recipe
2 cups milk
1/2 cup buttermilk
1 cup melted butter
1/4 cup real maple syrup ( can substitute honey if need be)
2 cups cornmeal (use the blue stuff)
1 1/2 cups unbleached white flour
1/2 cup whole wheat flour
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 tsp baking soda
3 tsps baking powder
1 tsp salt
Measure wet and dry ingredients in seperate bowls. Partially whisk wet ingredients prior to adding to dry whisked ingredients in large bowl and stir or whisk until combined. The batter will be thin. Pour into a greased and floured 13 x 9 pan and bake at 350 degrees for 35-40 minutes until golden around the edges.
ok word on the street is that this is the recipe used @ pasquals. I dont even want to know what Doodle had to do to get this recipe. But sure enough, he did.
Bd's Mongolian BBQ = shit-aceous customer service
Ok, I have to do a movie review. DEAR JOHN
I love my morning coffee
the drunk lady @ work got in a car accident Friday night. conveniently after boozing it up @ the blue moon. But if you ask her what happened you will get a completely different story.
Currently, she fell asleep @ the wheel... because work is sooo tiring. Or maybe being at the bar is tiring...
But now it turns out she went into "diabetic coma" and passed out at the wheel... but she doesnt have diabetes? hmmm... the story is still unfolding. stay tuned.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Very Interesting...
in 24 days I will be in paradise with the love of my life
Dan and I are going to the Cancun Palace from March 5th-10th for our honeymoon/his bday present... I just hope i dont lose any shoes in those 5 days. because that is a real possibility after a night of tequila! I just hope the migra don't get me...