Friday, February 26, 2010

This letter was written weeks ago under the influence of wine. Just found it. Enough said.

Open letter to wine.

Dear Wine,

I love you. You know how to solve all lifes problems and then some. You always give me confid

everyone needs to read this article...

it makes me sad to read this... that girls are eating crap and smoking, to stay thin.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1253857/The-cigarettes-crisps-creme-egg-diet-know-YOUR-teenagers-eating.html

last night we tried something new...

sara and I experienced the stadium bar, sober. neither of us knew what we were in store for. But it turned out to not be bad at all... food was good, bartenders were nice. only drawback? they use hamburger sliced pickles in their bloody marys. thats completely taboo.

we'll be back at the stadium in a couple weeks, in our normal prime form for the kick off of March Madness. stay tuned.

In case you were wondering......


Kim Yu-Na- South Korea takes the Gold.
Mao Asada- Japan takes the Silver
Joannie Rochette- Canada takes Bronze

And did you know:
The last Olympic year an American female didn't take a medal was 1964, and that was four years after a tragic plane crash wiped out the U.S. World team.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

paging housekeeping to Stall 2

LADIES!!!!! this is my pubic, wait-PUBLIC service annoucement for the day.

I am appalled with the way we trash our public bathrooms. but the worst part is, those bathrooms can get pretty hairy. literally.

I jumped off the seat after i noticed a not head hair on the toilet seat. Ok FIRST OFF

keep it clean, shave wax and trim. all of the above , thats necessary. no pube should EVER look like that.

I was disgusted, and figured this definetely called for a blog post.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Movie Review: Match Point (2005)




This movie is NOT ABOUT TENNIS. the title made me scuff immediately since I find tennis to be a pretty ho-hum sport. Ok, so Sara recommended this movie to me because its set and London and she thought I would enjoy it.


So of course, any guy would cheat on their wife with Scarlett Johansson. But as the movie unfolds, she turns kinda psycho and I really liked that side of her.


Jonathan Rhys Meyers... hot guy (but short? or was that just the angle?) plays this poor soul who has a boring ass girlfriend and a hot mistress. I cant give away much more for those that do intend on seeing this movie. Because the ending left me shellshocked. hehe.


its kind of a twisted thriller, with good looking people. thumbs up.










Shamu aka Telly Eats human for lunch

see the dead body under the blanket?? and orca in picture is Telly. this animal has eaten 2 humans already
ORLANDO - A SeaWorld trainer died Wednesday when she slipped or fell into a pool and was fatally injured by an orca, a sheriff's official said. A witness, however, said it appeared the orca had actually pulled the trainer into the pool.
The same orca, or killer whale, has been tied to two deaths in 1991 and 1999, according to the Humane Society of the United States, which has campaigned to keep marine mammals out of theme parks.



we all know Telly ate the trainer... hey orlando, quit trying to cover it up!!!!!!! more news as it comes....

This was sooo sad to watch! I had tears in my eyes...




Two days after the death of her mother, Joannie Rochette sits in third after a very emotional short program.

http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/assetid=c7605327-2d06-47f3-996a-22ae5bc51bbf.html

Dear Toyota I got your back


Screw those fair weather fans that jump off the bandwagon as soon as there is a problem and talk shit to me about driving a Toyota. What are they going to do when GM goes out of business bc we all know they are going to go bankrupt again here in the next 2 years when they blow all their bailout money. Bottom line, stand by your man.

Most uncomfortable feeling:

Swallowing a hair. Omg I thought I was going to vomit last night. It was my own hair never less, but I couldn't stop gagging. Worst feeling ever. The end.

Dumbass of the day award

Madison Police Investigate Burglary At PDQ
Suspect Arrested
Posted: 9:06 am CST February 24,2010

Text SizeAAAMADISON, Wis. -- Madison police are investigating an early-morning burglary at a gas station on the near east side.

Police responded to the PDQ on the 400 block of Third Street at 3:30 a.m. on Wednesday and found the front window was smashed.

The PDQ is closed overnight and no one was hurt, according to police.

Officers followed a set of footprints in the snow to a door of an apartment building on the 2100 blocked of East Johnson Street, according to officials.

Officers entered the building and interviewed Brad Gilberson, who confessed to the burglary, according to an incident report. Police said several cartons of cigarettes were located inside the apartment.

Note to self: If you are going to rob a gas station, do not do it in the winter where you make tracks in the snow. F'ing idiot!

breaking down the Kardashians



Kourtney: Dump d-bag Scott

Khloe: dirty mouth, hilarious. typical that she married a bball player.. following in the footsteps of her sister-

Kim: Boring, but hot. The show wouldnt be NEARLY as good without khloe and kourtney

which is why I find kourtney and khloe in Miami so so so funny. Now if only Bruce and Kris would move down there too...

Surprised that O'hare made the cut...

JD power and associates released a survey of the top 20 airports with the highest customer service score. and the winner? Detroit. Ive never been there, so ill test the waters next week and let you know if they are indeed worthy of this award. I think Phoenix should be higher on the scale... and Mccarren (because when i fly in , its the happiest feeling ever)

Large Airport Scores(Overall satisfaction score based on a 1,000-point scale)1. Detroit Metropolitan
2. Denver International (tie)2. Minneapolis/St. Paul International (tie)
3. Orlando International
4. Phoenix Sky Harbor International
5. Charlotte Douglas International
6. Dallas/Fort Worth International
7. George Bush Intercontinental/Houston
8. McCarran International
9. Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International (tie)9. Seattle-Tacoma International (tie)
10. Toronto Pearson International
11. San Francisco International
12. Chicago O'Hare International ----- WTF??? REALLY?
13. John F. Kennedy International
14. Philadelphia International
15. Miami International
16. Los Angeles International
17. Newark International

Source: J.D. Power and Associates2010 North America Airport Satisfaction Study

how great would this be...



When you laugh out loud, you laugh like a baby.. not an adult human. Hamel and i were discussing this, and thought that would definetely be creepy as all hell. but hilarious

brawl by the coffee counter

I was standing by the coffee counter this morning, anxiously waiting to get my creamers for my morning treat... some asshole totally cut in line. But the best part was that he had the nerve to say.. "um yeah , im sorry did i bud you in the line? for coffee?"

If you need to ask, chances are yes, you budded. Dont ask me for reassurance. we all know you suck at life.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

fun fact

REM sleep stands for Rabbit Eye Movement

because your lids are shut... but your eyes are rapidly twitching back and forth. And if you are truly in your REM sleep.. your muscle movement is zero. you literally couldnt move if you tried. So this concludes why I never move when i sleep.. im constantly Rem'ing. (:

ok back to my sleep/dreams documentary.

ADDENDUM: So its been pointed out to me that REM is not Rabbit Eye Movement, but indeed it is RAPID eye movement. I was up too late last night and started hearing things.

but I think im still going to call it rabbit eye movement, because thats cooler.

day 3 of ramen noodles

I desperately need to grocery shop. But I need to pay rent. So all ramen lovers, unite! I think tonight im going to do "Chicken Mushroom" flavor. ick.

YAY! i miss me some Chris Martin

Coldplay Will Release New Album In 2010!

cross your fingers that this means they will tour again. Seeing them @ Alpine Valley was so freakin amazing. The best part was the downpour that occured right when they started singing Viva La Vida.. i will never forget that!

$9.48 inside and out

what a good way to end the day,
thank god for the Octopus carwash.

I was driving down university ave... and there was a guy holding a huge sign that said "$9.48 inside and out" . immediately I tried to twist that, and make it as perverted as possible. I didn't realize how long I was staring at the sign...but the little nino holding the sign had been waving at me the whole time. Im sure he thought my car was just dirty; id like to think he was being friendly.

Meet Our Writers

Princess P
Age: 27 Location: Sun Prairie, WI

Favorite things: Traveling hands down and wine, bloody mary bars, massages, my dog, fresh haircuts, pedicures
Least favorite thing: fake people and those that take others for granted.
Favorite song to do karaoke to: "How do I get you alone"- Heart or "Picture" Sheryl Crow & Kid Rock- Dude, don’t judge me
Favorite slot machine: Quacker’s or Monopoly
Best quote to live by: "Saints have a past and sinners have a future"
Best Vegas memory: Where do I start? The Mandalay loop which consists of Eye Candy, Forty Duece and Liquidity till wee hours in the morning. Oh and the Roof tops of the Rio, and Palms clubs all while flying around town in the Dub’s car.
Favorite beverage after a day at work: Tall Miller Lite from B Dubs
Favorite guilty pleasure: Lifetime Movies
Theme song of your life (at least at the moment): Last Name
Favorite TV show: Dexter, Weeds, Biggest Loser
Favorite food: Sushi, Steak
Place you want to visit most as of today: Hawaii, Italy, Germany

MGilbs
Age:25 Location: Monona, WI

Favorite thing: Bdubs & puppies
Least favorite thing: Cats & driving in snow
Favorite song to do karaoke to: Kerosene-Miranda Lambert or I want to know what love is -Foreigner
Favorite slot machine: I Dream Of Jeannie, Wheel of Fortune
Best quote to live by: It is what It is.
Best Vegas memory: never going to bed, bloody marys @ liquidity, slots of fun, getting married @ MGM
Favorite beverage after a day at work: Tall Miller Lite
Favorite guilty pleasure: cherry jolly ranchers, taking naps, buying dresses.
Theme song of your life (at least at the moment): it changes by the minute. Literally. Favorite TV show: Gossip Girl & Dexter
Favorite food: wings, tapas
Place you want to visit most as of today: Australia

shadyness at its finest

When people who you know for a fact are backstabbers/shit talkers ask you personal questions, not work related. Thats when I pull out the all famous "I don't know what you're talking about"

People that ask 20 questions scare me. If I want people to know something , I will tell them. Doesn't that make sense? hmm apparently not.

the best run-on ever. courtesy of drunky

please do not lay them on my desk, above my desk or on my chair, there is a place between shiley and my desk for them marked pcp updates, I would appreciated it, I truly, don’t want them lost, or mixed up with the paper work from the evals I have that day! thank you *****

Necessities for Mexico




I have 2 items that I need before I embark on my 5 night drunken trip with my husband.
If possible can someone make a cassette tape of "adios and vaya con dios" for me.. im going to bringing my dad's boombox from the 80's too.




interesting morning commute

So, it looks like I can blame channel 3000 for giving me official snow panic this morning.

"treacherous driving conditions"
"2 hour delay on the beltline"
"on and off ramps are deadly"

So I forget my lean cuisine because im in such a huff to leave my building. Like clockwork, my stalker that idles in my parking lot in the green van was there. I waved, and then made the trek allll the way to work. Heres where it gets hairy:

Do crab rangoons not see cars coming when theyre crossing the street? I almost had crackling peking duck all over my hood because a student ran across the road right in front of my car.. there was an ice patch and i skidded to miss the little shit.

To all college students and/or ambulatory folks who walk downtown: PLEASE dont run in front of cars on an icy morning. I cant believe I even have to say this because it seems like common knowledge. Next time, your ass will be moo shu pork. WATCH IT.

Monday, February 22, 2010

theres something calming about a rainfall

Now that we're in our last month of winter, I've realized how much I miss thunderstorms. The sound of rain falling is quite possibly the best stress relief, and the cheapest- well, besides $1 taps @ BD's. Snow is beautiful. But the treacherous driving with a small car puts a damper on the fluffy stuff. I'm going to be doing more research in the next couple months about severe weather, and I'll have you all up to date come summer. The best storms are found on Brownie's pier by the way. The wind whips the dead carp about 10 feet up in the air... and turns the sky green.

I miss severe summer weather.

dont worry, drunk lady doesn't need spellcheck.

I wonder where she went to high school...

you know its a monday

when you cant sleep the night before because you're having recurring nightmares about your brothers wife murdering puppies. its so wrong..

Thursday, February 18, 2010

GD I'm soo sick of this.



He cheated! So what. I mean what celeb doesn't? He didn't do himself any favors by laying in hiding since Nov. So no wonder the media is in frenzy. If he would of just showed his face after he made a statement, this would all be blown over by now. ENOUGH!

Hangover pic of the week. Sorry if it's old but this shit cracks me up.

"Not at the table Carlos"


Bucket List

So I just saw the movie on TV the Bucket List. I have always been meaning to make one of those list, and it's about time. Now if I had the money to accomplish all my things, but I guess that is one of the reasons why I work, and I just need to make that a priority. Ok Bucket List coming soon..

Gold Nugget- Vegas






This pool looks absolutely amazing. I know it is not on the strip but it looks like so much fun. I just might have to try and go against everything I know and stay on Fremont next time. Hard to imagine, but you only live life once right. lol. (although when it gets time to book, I know I will end up where my heart belongs aka @ the Mandalay loop) So really this post makes no sense but I wanted to give a shout out to the Nugget.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Why I really watch the winter olympics

Apolo Ohno is a hot-ass bitch. I'm not sure what it is about him.. oh yeah his perfect ass. It definetely makes speed skating more enjoyable.

mastering the 6 inch voice

When I was in elementary school, teachers STRESSED the 6 inch voice. Definition being people very near you (6 inches) are the only ones that can hear you talk . Also , the teachers would scream "raisin box" and shake an invisible box of raisins with their right hands up in the air , to alert the kids that they were raisin' their voices.

So why do some people feel the need to scream or talk very loud in a quiet room? Are they attention seeking a-holes? I'm not sure. But this office is full of chatter, thats WAY further than 6 inch voices... and i'm hearing talk about birth control, baby daddy issues, and down right inappropriate things to be yelling about. Don't get me wrong. I can be loud, really loud. But i tend not to scream about my nuva-ring insertion. Because im certain no one else cares.

Rough Life


Interesting stats about airlines: do you agree?

  • United Airlines, however, wasted no time putting out a news release boasting about being sixth overall but first among the five largest U.S. global carriers. United's on-time rating of 81 percent was an improvement of nearly 10 percentage points over 2008, it said.

  • Delta ranked the worst of the big five last year, with 78.6 percent of its flights on time. Delta was ranked 12th among the 19 air carriers reporting to the government.
  • Although AirTran passengers may have been more likely to land late, the odds that their bags arrived in the right place at the right time -- and without being smashed -- were the best.
    AirTran mishandled just 1.67 bags for every 1,000 passengers last year, compared with Atlantic Southeast Airlines -- the worst -- which mishandled 7.87 bags for every 1,000 passengers, the report said.
  • Delta had the most consumer complaints, with 1.96 complaints per 100,000 enplanements in 2009, while Southwest had the fewest with just 0.21 complaints per 100,000 enplanements.

I've never flown Delta before to know indeed why it has the most consumer complaints, but I do love Southwest. Getting to pick the perfect seat is right up my alley. Far away from kids, single men with too much cologne, or old ladies with coughs. And I prefer a seat far away from the toilets, that grosses me out.

read whole article here: http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/02/12/airlines.performance/index.html

thank you Z100


they're playing "toxic" by the one and only brit-brit.


I miss her music so much. Her most recent Cd just didnt cut it for me. She needs to get better, get a new freshly dyed platinum weave on, and bring us some new music!


we miss you brit!!!!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

spotted

hot painter boy laying on the floor while S checks him out. Watch out S, i know you bat for his team, but he's mine.

xoxo gossip girl.

drunk lady strikes again

I DO NEED TO LEAVE AT 3:00 TO PICK UP A CAR TODAY SORRY FOR ANY CONVIENCE THANKS *****


well, its not a convie-nce, its actually an inconvenience. and the scariest part is that this g-ride is a 5 speed. How can you possible tap a keg while switching to 3rd gear? And update on the "trauma" from the accident... She is seeing her "speech pathologist" (no guys, not a speech therapist) friday because "my right side of the head is blown up and wont go down."

You were slurring before the accident. thats not a speech impediment. thats called being hammered. Just a thought.

Monday, February 15, 2010

La Crosse Serial Killer??


Another student missing? Hmmm. I think the FBI might have to look @ this again.


La Crosse Student Missing After Night Of Drinking
Police Found Set Of Footprints

LA CROSSE, Wis. -- A La Crosse college student is missing, and authorities are considering whether to search the Mississippi River after footprints were found on the ice.

Craig J. Meyers, 21, of Western Technical College was last seen on Sunday at 2 a.m. Police said Meyers spent Saturday night at a wedding reception and drinking at two bars.

Police Capt. Rob Abraham said a set of footprints leads out onto the river. He said authorities will have to discuss whether to conduct a river search, since the effort would be dangerous.

The La Crosse Tribune notes the search evokes painful memories for a city that has struggled with alcohol-related drownings. Eight drunken college-age men drowned in area rivers between 1997 and 2006. The FBI found no evidence of foul play.

I finally found what I'm looking for...

I figured out where the hungry dog habitats near my apartment. And in fact, hes not hungry. Hes a fat, fat dog. And he has 2 brothers... and they all get let out into their huge backyard, and chase each other and bark. So indeed , they're not hungry dogs. they're happy dogs. So ill let them bark all they want to.

When doctors have Doctor appts....

Okay- I understand if you are a chiropractor, a dentist, or an optometrist, you technically DO have a doctorate of some sort...and you can use the "I'm a doctor" card.

But today, one of my patients tried to use that to make himself superior to me, and it just pissed me off.

Sir, you're here today because your kidney is failing and you need a transplant. You are an eye doctor. You know nothing about ureters, DCD forms, or what OPO stands for. So excuse me when I say get off your high horse and back to the earth. Dont ask me 10000 questions , quizzing me about graft function. You know I don't know the answer.

Go back to your corneas, you fuckhole. you arent a nephrologist. Bye bye.

We Are The World Video 2010. Watch it.


I really liked. It was nice to see all the stars come together. Few things of course.

1. Where was Justin Timberlake????
2. Miley Cyrus=nails on a chalkboard
3. J hud has an awesome voice.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Update.....

It has been 7 day's since the Dear John fiasco and I'm slowly coming to terms with the movie playing a cruel, cruel joke.

ToiletGate update

Well, Rory rifled through my underwear drawer, and then left me a note
"TOILET SEEMS OK. -RORY"

whatever dick. J-town took a second look and ok'd me to flush the toilet again.

happy ValenTIMES day everyone

I'll be spending the day with my Boo(s) watching the first race of the season.. Daytona 500 bitches. Besides the fact that Kenseth now has a purple car, I think it should be a good day. And we're going to give 20 questions to No Eyebrows about his future wedding.

Spotted

3 hottie college guys sprinting down Doty Street trying to catch the 28 this morning. I love college... I love drinkin'.... I love hot men...

there's something hot

about the ex con painter who's redoing the transplant hallway. Is it his swagger? his ponytail? Or his fresh off the block prison tattoos? I can only compliment him on the color choice so much. Maybe I'll move toward complimenting the perfect brush strokes. stay tuned.

It's here!!



Guess what starts tonight?? My all time favorite winter sport is Figure Skating!! Michelle Kwan and Kristi Yamaguchi are my all time fav's. Maybe I should of kept figure skating, that could have been me. lol. ;)

Thursday, February 11, 2010

ToiletGate 2010


(I am not a mechanic, nor am I a plumber)
Last night I got home after multiple beers, and had to pee like a racehorse. I went to the bathroom, and then stumbled to my couch and put gossip girl in. I thought i was hallucinating because I thought I heard a waterfall...10 minutes later, the waterfall was still , should I say , flowing. I ran to the toilet and found an ocean on the bottom of the bathroom floor. The toilet tank was overflowing! not the bowl, where you go in. The actual tank. I freaked out and put every towel I had on the floor to soak up the mess.
I called my dad asap and we triaged the issue over the phone. Finally , the water stopped. I cleaned up the mess and then went back to the couch.
A bit later there was a knock on the door. I looked thru the peephole and saw a tiny little lady outside. she seemed harmless so I opened the door. She had a yellow notepad, and had scrawled a nastygram on it - for me! turns out she's mute but could hear me clearly as i was drunkily trying to act out the waterfall on my toilet. the note said:
" WHY IS YOUR BATHROOM WATER LEAKING OUT OF MY CEILING ONTO MY BATHROOM FLOOR??????" (yes in caps with 100 question marks after) I tried not to laugh as she was making grunts and hand motions at me. And she has one front tooth. thats sticking straight out of her mouth at a 90 degree angle. I calmed the little cat lady down, told her i called maintenance (aka my father) and im so sorry she had to clean up a mess.
why does the most random shit happen to me? At least it was blogworthy. I hope.

you cheeky monkey


Keep your man happy with Victoria's Secret brand "cheeky" panties.. im hearing they are preferred over thongs and boyshorts. If you are a guy and you're reading this, id appreciate confirmation of the great undie debate

Sorry fellow employees/friends/anyone im in contact with today

But I have a severe bug up my butt today. and if you cross me , I will tell you. I have already yelled at 3+ patients for being idiots, which I usually wouldn't do. I'd just bite my tongue. But not today... and to the scheduler Marisa, who's screwing everything up today- thank you. People are yelling @ me for your faults. I've never met anyone with my same name, and im sad its you.

Some manners should remain timeless

Throughout my entire life, Ive always gone by the rule "dont speak unless spoken to" To me, that's common sense. So I found it completely rude and inappropriate when I was having a conversation yesterday , and i didnt even say a word. A third party piped in and spoke FOR me , for about 5 minutes straight. I sat there in awe , finding it amazing that someone knows me better than myself. So this is my public service announcement for today:

Dont speak when you aren't the one being asked the question. And if you do want to say something; don't interrupt, wait until people are done talking. I can't believe how oblivious others are to this. Everyone, shut up already!

Ok, this was the most talked about head of hair in 2009. Thoughts? Which one looks best?



Breaking News... Cold Case #360720




What ever happened to Natalie Holloway?? Joran van der Sloot is guilty IMO. But what do I know? Late breaking news out of the island of Aruba, will Mr. Joran crack now that daddy is not here to protect him? Stay tuned......

Paul van der Sloot, father of the chief suspect in the disappearance of US teenager Natalee Holloway, is reported to have died suddenly on the island of Aruba at the age of 57.

The father of Joran van der Sloot, the teenager who was with Holloway on the night she vanished, collapsed during a game of tennis.

He is considered a crucial witness in the mysterious vanishing of Holloway, who went missing on the last night of a graduation class school trip to the Caribbean island in May 2005.

Joran van der Sloot has admitted being with Holloway on the beach the night she died. He told an undercover tv reporter that a friend had dumped her body at sea.

TV crime reporter Peter R de Vries, who has followed the case closely, says on his website he is convinced Paul van der Sloot helped his son in covering up the crime.

'I am personally convinced he knew more [about the case] and helped his son that night,' De Vries wrote. 'But he has now taken that secret to his grave.'

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Guilty Pleasure #1- Don't judge me


Sources tell TMZ the sons -- Duane Lee and Leland -- claim Beth Chapman recently fired them from the family business
-- Da Kine Bail Bonds -- because she was enraged that the boys started a side-business -- an apparel company called CHAPBROS.

But the company that produces Dog's show sees it very differently. Our sources say the production company claims the two boys quit the bail bond business and cut all ties with their family. The production company's lawyers fired off a letter yesterday to the two boys -- they have 48 hours to come back into the fold ... or they're fired from the show.

It's like a grown-up version of "Jon & Kate Plus 8."

UPDATE: A rep for Dog and Beth Chapman tells TMZ Dog and Beth never fired Duane Lee and Leland from the family business ... they quit. The rep adds the two sons also refused to show for the TV
tapings

tonights a perfect night

to let the dogs out. I've got my tiara on and im ready to kick some major ass. Tomorrow is a different day. cp and i are going shopping for sticks . yes sticks. the ones you find in your backyard. But we're going to fork over money to Michael's for some classy sticks ... to go in the vases in my place. just another day in the life.

stay tuned for more.

4th of july '10




my gf is coming to town. and we'll be front row and center.. with our drinking boots and party pants on .

thanks paul

Tuesday, February 9, 2010


We
Miss
You.
love, your fam.

Im boycotting this stupid movie


Valentines Day Vs. Love Actually


This movie is a complete rip-off of one of my favorite movies, Love Actually. Its the exact same thing! you have a major holiday, get a bunch of a-list stars... and then have 10+ different love stories. But this movie is lacking BECAUSE its a) a rip-off. b) Hugh Grant isn't in it. and c) british accents are wayyy cooler than this shit. So, when this stupid movie comes out im going to be on my couch watching my copy of love actually, pretending its Christmas in London.



Snooki.!!!Who is this Bitch and how is she famous??



Really America? What’s the fascination? I just don’t get it. Yet it’s like a train wreck we can’t look away.

You guys ready to let the dogs out?

Dear Valentine's Day


Call me cynical but……


1. Single or coupled, if you didn't make a reservation in January, your options for going out to dinner are limited to the local fast food drive-through.

2. The 24/7 romantic comedy marathon on TV during the month of February either makes you feel like a loser for being single or makes you resent your boyfriend for not being John Cusack.

3. If you've had anything resembling a date in the past two months, it always prematurely launches the "where is this going?" conversation, and that doesn't end well.

4. If you and your single girlfriends go out for drinks you turn into a cliché version of “He’s just not that into you”. Que background music “All the single ladies”

5. They don't make Valentine's Day cards for friends-with-benefits or "I think I like you but it's too soon to tell."


~Regardless of coupledom or singledom it is a over-commercialized holiday and of course I’m going to pull this, why the hell do you need one day to say I love you, shouldn’t it be everyday? Duh! Lol. Stepping off the soap box.~




a nice buzz for an even nicer price


The Werwinski's introduced me to Barefoot Wine's version of champagne... Barefoot Bubbly. It's usually around $8 a bottle. For the price it gives a real minimal hangover, and it tastes delicious. Sweet, but not too sweet. We have also tried the bubbly Riesling, which I recommend. As far as the champagne flavored bubbly, it was too dry and had no flavor.
keep in mind, none of this compares to REAL champagne. but its darn close when you're in a pinch.

your vs you're

I have a dear friend who shall remain anonymous. I'm amazed she graduated high school because her IQ is that of a goldfish. But what she lacks in book smarts, she makes up in being crazy. Not just "haha dude you're crazy" im talking batshit crazy. Stay out of the way crazy. Or how about "walk on eggshells to not flip the crazyswitch" crazy....

I understand I'm supposed to be a patient person. Which I am. Or I strive to be. When people loiter at my desk at work, I don't say anything. If people are gossiping constantly and its obnoxious, I bite my tongue. But I will NOT be patient with immature, insecure, crazy bitches who hurt people that are my blood. My friends, I am declaring WW3 on this one. Let the games begin.

ps- if i had a barf or dislike button I would use it on her. Too bad she defriended me on facebook. Because in turn, all of her recent acts have made me defriend her permanently from my life.

I couldn't make this up if I tried


MADISON, Wis. -- Authorities said a drunken man stole an ambulance from a Wisconsin ski area with the patient and paramedics still inside.
The Dane County Sheriff's Department said emergency responders were treating a patient in the back of the ambulance at the Tyrol Basin Ski and Snowboard Area in Mount Horeb on Monday night.
They said Nicholas Pontillo, 24, of Lake Villa, Ill., got into the vehicle and drove it around the parking lot.
The sheriff's department said deputies arrested the man. But it is unclear how he was stopped.
Fitch-Rona Medical Service Deputy Chief Dale Dow said the ambulance's emergency brake was on and paramedics were still in the back when the man got inside. He said he doesn't know what happened after that.
Authorities said Pontillo was arrested on charges of operating a motor vehicle without owners consent, disorderly conduct and operating while intoxicated. Pontillo also has two outstanding warrants from Kenosha County for operating after suspension and failure to notify police of an accident, according to officials.
He is currently being held in the Dane County Jail.

drunk lady e-mails from work. this will make you feel smart.

1. (look @ my name being butchered.)

I need to leave at 12;00 today for appt to to an accident merrrissa will take over for me sorry for the inconvience thanks *****

2. (yes she did it all in caps)
JUSTTODAY I WAS INTERRUPTED 4 TIMES BY ECHO-EKG, WITH IN A TWO MINUTE SPAN, I WAS WITH A PATIENT, CHECKING THEM IN, I DO NOT KNOW WHO OR WHY YOU WOULD GIVE TRANSPLANTS CELL NUMBER , OUT TO THEM, I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP ANYONE OUT BUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHATS GOING ON DON’T GIVE THEM THE CELL NUMBER, EXPECT ME TO KNOW, THIS HAS HAPPENED A LOT, YOUR ASSISTENTS, ARE AT THERE DESKS, I AM WITH WITH EVAL PATIENTS, IT WAS VERY RUDE, AND EMBARASSING TO ME TO HAVE TO DO THIS AND HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE PATIENTS COMMENTS AFTERWARDS PATIENTS COME FIRST, YOUR ALL WONDERFUL PEOPLE, BUT I JUST CANT DO THAT TO THE PATIENTS ANYMORE, SO PLEASE COME TALK TO ME AND LET ME KNOW WHATS HAPPENING, SO I CAN HELP OR COUNT ON YOUR ASSISTENTS. OR I WILL TURN THE CELL OF WHILE WITH PTS. THANKS

3) and I save the best for last...

(name withheld) WANTED ALL OF US TO KNOW EXSPECIALLY HIS WIFE (anonymous), THAT OUTSIDE THERE BEDROOM WINDOW THERE IS 8 ROBINS IN THE BUSHES FREEZING, I ASKED HIM IF THEY WERE STILL ALIVE AND HE ASSURED ME THEY WERE (name withheld) SAYS IS THAT A SIGN OF SPRING OR WHAT? AND HE HOPES THIS WILL PASS SOME CHEER AROUND THE OFFICE. GOT TO LOVE THAT MAN!!!!!!

Because I have to represent the best bloody bar in town...


I'm here pretty much every weekend getting my bloody mary fix. The Silver Eagle in Monona has the best bloody mary bar in town. And they're open bright and early @ 9am... with Darnit as the entertainment cooking you breakfast. bloody bar is from 9-4.

Thank you Sara for getting me addicted to this rediculous crap.

I want to be in Blair's Wolfpack. She is the queen bee of NY. Can you imagine having a limo take you to school, and then pick you up and take you to the bar for martinis and crudites? Keep in mind you're only 16. Then you've got hot Chuck Bass who secretly has a british accent that no one knows about. You have designer clothing on hand at all times, and an endless supply of laboutins. And there are sparkly headbands and dresses galore. Oh, to be a New York Socialite. Thank god this isn't real life. Or I'd really be feeling jipped. Now if you'd excuse me, I need to go have lunch on the steps of the art museum.

BEST cornbread recipe

2 eggs beaten
2 cups milk
1/2 cup buttermilk
1 cup melted butter
1/4 cup real maple syrup ( can substitute honey if need be)
2 cups cornmeal (use the blue stuff)
1 1/2 cups unbleached white flour
1/2 cup whole wheat flour
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 tsp baking soda
3 tsps baking powder
1 tsp salt

Measure wet and dry ingredients in seperate bowls. Partially whisk wet ingredients prior to adding to dry whisked ingredients in large bowl and stir or whisk until combined. The batter will be thin. Pour into a greased and floured 13 x 9 pan and bake at 350 degrees for 35-40 minutes until golden around the edges.

ok word on the street is that this is the recipe used @ pasquals. I dont even want to know what Doodle had to do to get this recipe. But sure enough, he did.

Bd's Mongolian BBQ = shit-aceous customer service


So my Boo and I went to BD's before our super hot date in the loveseats @ eastgate... We ask for a table for two... and get a booth for 8. There were plenty of other places to sit, but we must be freaking VIP. So we sit down and get our heaping bowls of crap. minutes later, some guy who pretends to be management comes to our table and says "excuse me, how did you get this table?" we responded "ask the hostess" he said "Its just unusual. i dont know how you are sitting here"... thinking what a prick! some customer service! Like we just came and sat ourselves?! wtf?
So our waitress comes over and asks if he was giving us shit, because he has a "weird sense of humor" we ratted him out to her, saying that yeah he may try to be funny , but hes really just an asshole. a minute later, he comes up again, running his mouth....
"I heard you ratted me out to your waitress whats up with that? What did you say about me?"
are you serious!? Ok buddy. go sweep up your raw scallops that i THREW on the floor so you'd have something to do and shut the hell up. Im over this place. next stop, Flat Top at hilldale.

Facebook: What the Hell are you thinking????




I hate it. I say that every time they change, but this time is really bad! Things are missing or not showing up, and then it re-appears suddenly then disappearing again. Ugh. What gives. DISLIKE

Ok, I have to do a movie review. DEAR JOHN


Ok, I have to admit I have been waiting and waiting for this movie to come out for a long time. It looked so good and I'm a sucker for The Notebook. So all the hype, the trailers, I'm like sweet a total chick flick Nicholas Sparks film how can you go wrong? So me and my boo go on a date and it's all good and the movie starts off really good and so much potential then all of a sudden the record halts and it turns creepy. The chick marries basically her father's friend and that turns him into a McCreepster marrying this young girl. I can't believe she blows off Hot John. Then don't even get me started about the end. We kept waiting for more as the credits rolled, like they were playing a joke. So you win Nicholas Sparks, you punked us good.


Nicholas Sparks 1, Princess P 0

I love my morning coffee

Nothing goes better with my morning coffee (half&half, hazelnut and chocolate creamers, and oh yeah, coffee) than some good old gossip.

the drunk lady @ work got in a car accident Friday night. conveniently after boozing it up @ the blue moon. But if you ask her what happened you will get a completely different story.

Currently, she fell asleep @ the wheel... because work is sooo tiring. Or maybe being at the bar is tiring...

But now it turns out she went into "diabetic coma" and passed out at the wheel... but she doesnt have diabetes? hmmm... the story is still unfolding. stay tuned.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Very Interesting...


I'm determined to change my eating habits. After watching Food, Inc. , I have been officially brainwashed. I urge everyone to watch this movie, just to get a peek at where the beef, pork, and chicken that you eat really comes from. What concerned me in particular was the corn fed vs grass fed cow debate. I found a great article that explains it. Cows are meant to eat grass. Not antibiotics and corn. You know America is just in it for the money when salmon hatcheries have started feeding all of the fish corn pellets. What has the world come to?


in 24 days I will be in paradise with the love of my life



Dan and I are going to the Cancun Palace from March 5th-10th for our honeymoon/his bday present... I just hope i dont lose any shoes in those 5 days. because that is a real possibility after a night of tequila! I just hope the migra don't get me...
If im lucky i will OD on tequila and hallucinate wolves again. yikes. Thats what you get for eating the worm in the bottom of the bottle.