Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Dear Valentine's Day


Call me cynical but……


1. Single or coupled, if you didn't make a reservation in January, your options for going out to dinner are limited to the local fast food drive-through.

2. The 24/7 romantic comedy marathon on TV during the month of February either makes you feel like a loser for being single or makes you resent your boyfriend for not being John Cusack.

3. If you've had anything resembling a date in the past two months, it always prematurely launches the "where is this going?" conversation, and that doesn't end well.

4. If you and your single girlfriends go out for drinks you turn into a cliché version of “He’s just not that into you”. Que background music “All the single ladies”

5. They don't make Valentine's Day cards for friends-with-benefits or "I think I like you but it's too soon to tell."


~Regardless of coupledom or singledom it is a over-commercialized holiday and of course I’m going to pull this, why the hell do you need one day to say I love you, shouldn’t it be everyday? Duh! Lol. Stepping off the soap box.~




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