drunk lady e-mails from work. this will make you feel smart.

1. (look @ my name being butchered.)

I need to leave at 12;00 today for appt to to an accident merrrissa will take over for me sorry for the inconvience thanks *****

2. (yes she did it all in caps)
JUSTTODAY I WAS INTERRUPTED 4 TIMES BY ECHO-EKG, WITH IN A TWO MINUTE SPAN, I WAS WITH A PATIENT, CHECKING THEM IN, I DO NOT KNOW WHO OR WHY YOU WOULD GIVE TRANSPLANTS CELL NUMBER , OUT TO THEM, I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP ANYONE OUT BUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHATS GOING ON DON’T GIVE THEM THE CELL NUMBER, EXPECT ME TO KNOW, THIS HAS HAPPENED A LOT, YOUR ASSISTENTS, ARE AT THERE DESKS, I AM WITH WITH EVAL PATIENTS, IT WAS VERY RUDE, AND EMBARASSING TO ME TO HAVE TO DO THIS AND HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE PATIENTS COMMENTS AFTERWARDS PATIENTS COME FIRST, YOUR ALL WONDERFUL PEOPLE, BUT I JUST CANT DO THAT TO THE PATIENTS ANYMORE, SO PLEASE COME TALK TO ME AND LET ME KNOW WHATS HAPPENING, SO I CAN HELP OR COUNT ON YOUR ASSISTENTS. OR I WILL TURN THE CELL OF WHILE WITH PTS. THANKS

3) and I save the best for last...

(name withheld) WANTED ALL OF US TO KNOW EXSPECIALLY HIS WIFE (anonymous), THAT OUTSIDE THERE BEDROOM WINDOW THERE IS 8 ROBINS IN THE BUSHES FREEZING, I ASKED HIM IF THEY WERE STILL ALIVE AND HE ASSURED ME THEY WERE (name withheld) SAYS IS THAT A SIGN OF SPRING OR WHAT? AND HE HOPES THIS WILL PASS SOME CHEER AROUND THE OFFICE. GOT TO LOVE THAT MAN!!!!!!