DWTS Review Week 1

Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough-


Princess P: I think she will win. I mean c’mon she is dancer/performer for a living. She was very good, but very predictable

Mgilbs: winner winner chicken dinner. She's already had a lot of dance experience, shes going to win the whole thing

Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Princess P: Damn, that chick has some long legs. Her ESPN college following will get her into the top 3 fo sure

Mgilbs: Maks is hot. Erin is hot. her legs are 10 feet long. im betting 3rd or 4th place

Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood

Princess P: She was really good, although her rats nest hair needing some tending to before going on camera

Mgilbs: HILARIOUS. pam is so entertaining. her hair should have a separate dance partner

Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke

Princess P: Something about his name just makes him hot, and Cheryl is def. on the A list out of the group of dancers

Mgilbs: he has potential to go neck and neck with Schwartzenagger. aka scherzinger

Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower

Princess P: Whatever he needs to be voted off, he is no g-damn celeb. Go pilot a plane off the stage

Mgilbs: snooze fest. Jake, enough with the roses. you used them in your dance routine? get over it.

Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya

Princess P: Evan who?

Mgilbs: Evan is good on ice, but dances like he has a baseball bat up his ass. loosen up doooood

Buzz Aldrin and Ashly Costa

Princess P: So adorable! But he is a total goner. Maybe he could do a Cialis commercial

Mgilbs: Oh Hi! Buzz is cute as a button. I hope he at least goes one more round

Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani

Princess P: ok, I have to disagree with M. I thought she looked great, yet danced really stiff, and was soooo nervous. I hope she has one more chance. I mean she had to put up with a tiny peeter for years. Yikes.

Mgilbs: Dunzo. Kate, you suck. your extensions suck more. Quit being bitter that you had tiny asian peen

Shannen Doherty and Mark Ballas

Princess P: Brenda Walsh. Enough said

Mgilbs: HIDEOUS dress. she needs to spray tan stat. and quit crying about your dad, he's not dead!

Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel

Princess P: I’m over her. Not funny, annoying

Mgilbs: her sense of humor doesn’t mask her rolls and horrible dancing skills. ouch

Aiden Turner and Edyta Sliwinska

Princess P: All my children. He should be pinning for Kendall and Greenlee not on the dancefloor!

Mgilbs: Aiden! pose for playgirl you hot thing. him and Edyta should quit dancing and make babies. oh yes