While on the search for a king size bed...

http://madison.craigslist.org/fuo/1659054669.html


I thought Craigslist would have some nasty, cheap beds for sale. and sure enough. This andrew guy says- "no child stains" ewwww. What about adult, non-child stains? Do I even go there? Or should I get a black light and do a room raiders search like on MTV.