bad pick up line. read me.

drunk guy sits down next to Hamel and I at the bar. No hello, how are you, nothing. it goes something like this...

drunk guy: "SO. are your shorts that short or did you hem them that way?"
me: "they came this short. that's an inappropriate thing to say to someone you don't know. what about hi, or how are you first?"
drunk guy: "yeah , I don't have a filter."
me: "clearly."
drunk guy:"who made those shorts?"
me: "hollister."
drunk guy: "I'm going to send them a thank you card."

then he stumbles off into the sea of people. I laughed for at least 5 minutes. How do I attract this caliber of man? Lucky me.