Im sitting in the waiting room of my snooty dentist's office... wt lady here with five million kids is trying to schedule multiple fillings for her kid who probably lives off of mountain dew and hamburger helper. The secretary can't find ms cavities in her system.. "what's her name again? Samantha??" Wt mom responds "um NO its Sharon! Sharon champagne! I named her after my momma! She's the only Sharon I know under age 50 so people never screw her name up." Jesus christ. If I have an illegitimate im gonna name her esther alizay. No one will screw that ghetto shit up at "da dentis' office yo"
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