I got my monthly bill/statement from my lawyer the other day in the mail. I thought it was bad last month when they charged me $75 for someone to walk the divorce paperwork to the courthouse when they only live 10 miles away.
This bill chapped my ass. "$45 for two failed attempts to contact daniel on the phone." Thats funny, because his ass is the one who gave me the wrong phone number. I would love to send this bill over the pond, but im not paying the postage.
I shouldve become a lawyer.
$300 every time I sneeze while working on your affadavit bitch.
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