If anyone knows how to have a blast drug and alcohol free, its Sara and I. Last night we got the brilliant idea to go out and fight crime after we let all of our crab settle. We took the bug (because of my illegal tint) and hit the road. We hooked my phone up to my Aux cord and blasted the scanner app.. Madison Police style. We were just heading down CG road, turning onto Monona drive when we heard the most beautiful thing. "Yeah we've got reports of a drunk man with a shoulder injury at the Jade Monkey, 109 Cottage Grove Road. Can we have someone respond?"
Ok it may not have been that exactly, but I couldnt contain my excitement. We flew down a side road, 55 mph , drove over a median Dukes of Hazzard style, ran a red light, all to get to the drunk man with the shoulder injury. Now after typing this I realize we probably shouldnt have been driving like assholes.
WE fly into the jade monkey parking lot, and there was one spot left, just for us. Sara yells "BACK IN so we can see whats going on!" I respond "HOW DO I BACK IN????" coming from the girl who has a million dents in her car. "Very carefully" she says.
We were clearly the first responders...beat the police officers by TWO minutes, in that time the drunk guy couldve wandered off. Instead he was laying on the cement right in front of the door so you couldn't get in, or get out.
We took some photos, without the flash on, and had our dispatcher Ces on duty via text. He wouldnt let us borrow his dog to report to the "twenty african american men at Penn park" Im still bummed out about that. The crime chasing wouldve continued had the Bug not ran out of gas.
Watch out all you criminals... Frank 204 is on the beat. Copy. Breaker breaker. OVER.
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