learn from his mistakes.

Doodle: "hey my little porkchop!"
me: "was that supposed to be a term of endearment? because im offended!"
doodle: "fine. you my little baby back rib!"
me: " I ain't any meat product. or meat bi-product. I aint yo chicken nugget bitch!"

my work spouse will never learn.

Im thissssss close to putting antifreeze in his cats kibble. because shes a supersnatch.